Noel Gallagher is threating to retire… that is if he has a good year. “Looking forward to this 2012 business,” he wrote in his first Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere missive of 2012. “If this year is half as good as last year then I might actually retire. What would be the point in carrying on?? And in any case, ain’t the world supposed to end this year?? Fuck the Mayans, I say!!!” Gallagher fans it is your duty to stop buying his records.
Source: Q Magazine and Noel Gallagher.com