The 10 Most Endearingly Ridiculous Hair Metal Bands Ever

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In among the slew of albums out this week, we were rather surprised to see one bearing the name LA Guns. We’ll be honest and admit that we assumed these Los Angeles hair metal stalwarts had broken up years ago, but no, they’re still going strong (although they appear to have splintered into two parallel versions of themselves, a long and complicated story that’s related at Wikipedia for anyone interested). Anyway, for all that mid-’80s LA metal was undeniably awful and silly, there was something rather endearing about its sheer, unabashed absurdity — as Flavorwire hero Nicky Wire once said, “You should never be afraid to look like a fool.” As such, we’ve always had a rather guilty soft spot for some of these bands, and thus we’ve collated a list of 10 gloriously absurd acts from the genre’s heyday. (And trust us, this is one feature you have to read until the end. Not that you wouldn’t anyway. But still. Really.)

Warrant

Yes, “Cherry Pie” was ludicrously overplayed and, y’know, ludicrous in general. But there was something kinda likeable about Warrant — they didn’t appear to take themselves overly seriously (we still giggle about the bit in the “Cherry Pie” video where the father walks in), and we were genuinely sad to hear of the death of singer Jani Lane last year, apparently from alcohol poisoning.

Danger Danger

The band was called “Danger Danger.” Their first two singles were called “Bang Bang” and “Naughty Naughty.” Yes, we think this meets our criteria for “endearingly ridiculous.”

WASP

The band’s name stood for “We Are Sexual Perverts.” Singer Blackie Lawless’s microphone stand was so heavy that it required a crane to move. Their album Smell the Glove was released with a black cover after the public objected to its cover art. At least two of these things are true.

Slave Raider

One of the most amusing things about ’80s metal is how hilariously homoerotic it all was. But while most ’80s poodle metalers went for spandex and eyeliner, the lead singer of Minnesota hopefuls Slave Raider, one Chainsaw Caine, sported an eyepatch and had a thing for Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic imagery — which only made lyrics like “Out on the town/ Looking for action on a Saturday night” and “You, me, and the boys/ Get together and make some noise” all the more giggle-inducing. (Fun fact: according to faithful old Wikipedia, “as of 2008, guitarist Nicci Wikkid (David Hussman) is a software consultant in the Twin Cities and a well-known leader in agile software development processes.”)

Poison

True story: We once accidentally put “Unskinny Bop” on the jukebox at a bar — no, come on, it really was accidental — and the whole place stopped and stared at us, howling and hooting in derision as we slunk shamefacedly back to our table. But the thing is, Poison did have a way with a killer pop song, even if such pop songs included lyrics like, “Like gasoline/ You want to pump me.”

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