Is that a sausage in your pants or.. oh, it is. Police!

From WHPTV:

A 35-year-old man faces charges after State College police said he tried to shoplift a $6 sausage by stuffing it down his pants.

The man’s name has not been released by police because the charges are pending. He’s going to face a misdemeanor charge instead of a summary because he has a prior retail theft offense, police said.

The incident happened late Thursday night at Giant Foods on East College Avenue in College Township.