You remember Brad Clontz, right? Sidearm reliever, won a World Series with the ’95 Braves, had the kind of slider that worked so well in video games that it made your little brother complain to your mom?
Well, he’s been up to some stuff since he left the majors in 2000. Like impersonating babies, for instance, and working in casino marketing.
As confirmed by Chipper himself, Clontz has been stringing together fresh-to-death beats under the name Club Clontz, not to be mistaken with Club Clotz, a swanky new chain of deep vein thrombosis treatment centers.