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Serious tweet: should I take acid and go to a frat barbeque. I trust you guys to make the right decision for me
hella_brad 29 days ago

really liking the idea of going to a frat barbeque on acid but I’m not sure if that will make them want to pledge me MORE or pledge me LESS
hella_brad 29 days ago

well, wish me luck, please pray i don’t get hit by a car or arrested, and we’re going to do this
hella_brad 29 days ago

aaand it’s on the tongue.
hella_brad 29 days ago

the bus is on time. I am listening to R Kelly to keep a positive headspace going. #livetweet
hella_brad 29 days ago

it’s a beautiful day outside today, I could not imagine a better day to be doing this. so many flowers, nice breezes
hella_brad 29 days ago

a cute girl just sat down on the bus and leaned up against my legs like an armrest but then realized they were legs and apologized profusely
hella_brad 29 days ago

it was v awkwardly cute, I think acid must be magic
hella_brad 29 days ago

we’re at roughly 30 minutes now and I feel very happy and am having weird thoughts: “wow my fingers look so alive” “I feel like a chameleon”
hella_brad 29 days ago

WHAT THE HECK THIS GUY NEXT TO ME JUST POPPED THE EMERGENCY EXIT WINDOW OUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD LET’S GET OFF THE BUS NOW
hella_brad 29 days ago

DAMN everything is WAY prettier without a window in between me and it
hella_brad 29 days ago

green things are so green, flowers are so beautiful and intricate, shiny things are radiantly shiny
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m glad I showered before doing this because smells are EXTREMELY NOTICEABLE
hella_brad 29 days ago

I was gonna cross the street going one way but the lights changed and I’m going with the flow of people, what’s down this street
hella_brad 29 days ago

it seems a little early for anything visual at 45 min but all the signs on this grocery store are glowing so lets go inside
hella_brad 29 days ago

just a tiny glow, like the sunlight sticks to it. maybe it does that normally and I’m just noticing it for the first time today
hella_brad 29 days ago

I helped a cute girl back her car out of a parking stall in the grocery store parking lot. maybe that’s why I was supposed to come here
hella_brad 29 days ago

normally I would be too shy to do that but today I am trying to live w/ PURPOSE now let’s go buy VEGAN ICE CREAM I just decided that’s next
hella_brad 29 days ago

the biggest piece of evidence that these drugs are effecting me so far has to be the differences in my signature. it looks so much happier
hella_brad 29 days ago

there’s a wedding party in this pizzeria, lets check that out. the bride is eating pepperoni and mushrooms.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I didn’t intrude on them but it was nice to see, just a bunch people in wedding clothes eating pizza. what a weird cool day
hella_brad 29 days ago

WOW shade feels so nice I’m just gonna sit in the shade and watch how Light plays over everything in the street
hella_brad 29 days ago

are you aware of the tremendous amount of reflective surfaces visible in the day to day world. there’s so many
hella_brad 29 days ago

like every single part of the standard automobile is capable of reflecting light and you can see those beams of light as it drives, wow
hella_brad 29 days ago

we’re at 1hour and ten minutes so far. I’m not even sure if this is what acid is supposed to be like but SO MANY people are talking to me
hella_brad 29 days ago
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so I guess we’re doing something right, here. I’m sitting in a really nice big plush armchair for a moment to get my bearings
hella_brad 29 days ago

lets try this ice cream. wow that’s actually really good ice cream buying this was a good decision
hella_brad 29 days ago

oops I left the bookshop w/out saying goodbye to the lady who owns it. I hope she forgives me for just sitting in her chair to eat ice cream
hella_brad 29 days ago

I probably should have bought a book but for some reason I don’t feel like buying books today and I’m tying to go with my instincts
hella_brad 29 days ago

oh wow this soap shop is almost overwhelming but it feels so good to be in here right now. I feel like I can smell everything
hella_brad 29 days ago

oh a soap attendant is grilling me about what soaps I like best I don’t know what to say
hella_brad 29 days ago

I said I like “that soap” and she said “why that one in particular” and I said “why do I have to have a reason to like a soap. or anything”
hella_brad 29 days ago

she left me alone after that
hella_brad 29 days ago

there’s so much green stuff in the world. when did all of the green stuff get here, I don’t remember it showing up.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I like it, it makes me curious
hella_brad 29 days ago

literally every point of light in my vision is catching my eye and it’s getting a little difficult to tweet. let’s find some more shadow
hella_brad 29 days ago

I forgot I have my iPod maybe let’s listen to music while we walk around and look at lights
hella_brad 29 days ago

it’s getting a little insane the degree of perception I have today, I can hear levels I’ve never noticed before in these tracks
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m gonna take a break & eat more ice cream it’s starting to thaw out so I want to enjoy it. we”re at 1 hour 30 minutes for those counting
hella_brad 29 days ago

I think this is the nicest day I’ve ever spent outside in my life
hella_brad 29 days ago

the shadows of the tree I’m sitting under bobbed as I tweeted that and I’m imagining that’s nature saying “yes that’s right”
hella_brad 29 days ago

surreptitiously touching all the trees on the side of the road. oops that’s a lightpost. there that’s a tree. I like this.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I found a really nice tree, I’m gonna hang around this one for a bit. a good tree to lean on and touch.
hella_brad 29 days ago

little seed things are falling from it, I can hear them hitting the ground
hella_brad 29 days ago

I went into a music store for the first time. did you guys know this many kinds of guitars exist. this is mindblowing
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m looking at all the drums and cymbals and imagining what they all sound like. boom, crash.
hella_brad 29 days ago

did you know: there is no actual music playing in this music store and it’s starting to weird me out. let’s leave
hella_brad 29 days ago

have you ever really stared at an apartment building and tried to compreheld like how many people were in there doing life stuff
hella_brad 29 days ago

go outside and stare at an apartment building. try to guess how many people inside are reading a book. guess how many are kissing.
hella_brad 29 days ago

just went up to a car and touched it. just ran my hands all over a strangers car. nobody saw. I’ve never done that before. it was dusty.
hella_brad 29 days ago

so much stuff I’ve never done before today I don’t care if it’s mundane it’s all new and that’s fun
hella_brad 29 days ago

the sun keeps getting brighter the longer I’m outside and I can see more and more light everywhere. some things are almost glowing.
hella_brad 29 days ago

have you ever sat down in a field of grass and sat really still and watched every blade of grass move individually in the breeze
hella_brad 29 days ago

that’s what I’m doing right now only I’m not sitting still and instead of grass it’s the world. I can see everything moving individually
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m watching this one tree right now and seeing every individual movement of every individual leaf and it’s completely hyonotizing
hella_brad 29 days ago

I could probably sit in front of this cafe and stare at this tree for hours but there’s more interesting stuff to do
hella_brad 29 days ago

a homeless man just asked me for some smokes and I told him I didn’t have smokes but he could have this ice cream if he wanted
hella_brad 29 days ago

he gave me a fist bump and said I was great and blessed me so things are going pretty great around the two hour mark
hella_brad 29 days ago

I knew that ice cream would come in handy sooner or later
hella_brad 29 days ago

I opened a can of soda and it sprayed all over me and instead of getting mad I laughed because it felt good and new and weird
hella_brad 29 days ago

the soda is also delicious, I’m licking it off my hands and feeling happy to be alive.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I went into a convenience store to wash my hands but the slushy machine was making a terrifying noise. lesson learned. let’s stay outside
hella_brad 29 days ago

sharing the ice cream with that old homeless man made me feel really buoyant like I took some of the glowing outside world into my heart
hella_brad 29 days ago

there’s a little bird hopping around on the sidewalk and no one is noticing him. I said hi.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I wish I could have gently reminded people to look at the bird but they all seemed busy. they missed out, he was friendly & nice to look at
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m on campus now and it’s very nice, the campus smells great. everything smells great today. I’m glad we’re doing this.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I think I’ll do a lap around campus and then I’ll they and find the frat house where I’m supposed to go for a barbeque, that sounds nice
hella_brad 29 days ago

there are so many bird songs going on right now this is incredible to listen to I wish you could hear this I love birds
hella_brad 29 days ago

everything sounds beautiful even the snippets of conversation I hear as I walk past people sounds like a song.
hella_brad 29 days ago

that bike is a song. these leaves are a song. that AC vent is a song. that door hinge is a song. those wind chimes are a song. my footsteps
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m in the middle of campus and everything is still except for that squirrel in the tree right there hey squirrel
hella_brad 29 days ago

everything smells so fantastic and there are so many new smells everywhere and there is a little brook of running water
hella_brad 29 days ago

just sitting in the middle of this area behind the library and listening to nature and feeling like I’m at the center of something beautiful
hella_brad 29 days ago

I wish the squirrels could come over to my table so I could look at them & pet them but I get their apprehension. we can’t ALL be on acid
hella_brad 29 days ago

we’re at 2.5 hours and I feel like we’re going really strong at this point so that’s very good. I feel really in tune with nature.
hella_brad 29 days ago

WOW JUST AS I TWEETED THAT LIKE A HUNDRED PIGEONS FLEW UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND ALL CIRCLED ABOVE ME AND STARTED COOING IN THE TREES
hella_brad 29 days ago

I THINK I CAST A SPELL OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT WAS HONESTLY MAGICAL
hella_brad 29 days ago

wow for a second that was like completely overwhelming to me, I felt really dizzy and there was so much movement, so many birds
hella_brad 29 days ago

hey it’s the wedding party from earlier they’re on campus now it’s nice to see them again I hope they enjoyed their pizza
hella_brad 29 days ago

haha the wedding people came here in a weird limousine and I’m laughing really hard at how weird the limousine looks haha
hella_brad 29 days ago

limousines have to be the funniest looking cars they must be very secure and emotionally confident to go out every day looking like that
hella_brad 29 days ago

theres a big fenced off area in the main quad but I’m going inside because it’s just a fence around some grass it seems pretty harmless
hella_brad 29 days ago

this was a good decision, there is a really nice warm table sitting here and it’s nice to just feel the sun all over me
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m glad everyone is sending me these supportive messages even if I’m not responding to many of ny interactions right now
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’ve actually gotten a weird amount of hate tweets over this but I’ve been ignoring them in a manner truly disrespectful to the haters
hella_brad 29 days ago

DEAR HATERS. I APOLOGIZE FOR IGNORING YOU. I’M JUST LIVING MY LIFE. HAVE A GOOD AFTERNOON. NAMASTE.
hella_brad 29 days ago

found a rly nice waterbottle on the ground in quad but I misspelled every word in this tweet the first time I typed it so I’m not keeping it
hella_brad 29 days ago

just noticed the beauty of everything and also my skin feels amazing to be in and today is so great and all of that at once made me tear up
hella_brad 29 days ago

very overcome with emotion, momentarily there, like a huge cresting wave
hella_brad 29 days ago

that’s exactly what it felt like, like standing in one of those wave pools I’d go to as a kid &letting it lift you up like you’re weightless
hella_brad 29 days ago

I feel wrapped up in a thousand cushioning thoughts thank you to everyone joining me on this trip today this has truly been amazing to share
hella_brad 29 days ago

currently walking down the longest road I’ve had to walk down today in search of this barbeque, it’s scope is breathtaking
hella_brad 29 days ago

I have walked through like three distinct neighborhoods looking for this frat house. so many houses and all of them sadly not the one I seek
hella_brad 29 days ago

very nice houses though. one or two of them I was hoping would be the house I was looking for because they looked fun to party in
hella_brad 29 days ago

I think I see it! I think I see the place! I’m very excited by this development!
hella_brad 29 days ago

there’s a pool in the front yard and water is spraying everywhere it’s pretty wonderful
hella_brad 29 days ago

I like this but I might have to cut down on the tweting because so many people are interacting with me and it takes a large amount of focus
hella_brad 29 days ago

this house is like a maze, so many twists and turns
hella_brad 29 days ago

it used to be two houses but they knocked out a bunch walls. there’s secret stairwells and ceiling panels that slide out to reveal secrets
hella_brad 29 days ago

“have we met?” “yes.” “really?” “no. probably not. but I wondered what your reaction would be. you look familiar.”
hella_brad 29 days ago

I think I’m actually putting THEM off balance. how weird is that.
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m walking around the maze house feeling like I’m exploring my own mind while I sip beer and we talk about hotwiring cars
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m making them listen to purity ring and were all laughing while they try and get the Jacuzzi working
hella_brad 29 days ago

maybe I should make some friends Here they seem pretty okay for a buncha crazy dudes in a maze house with a Jacuzzi on the lawn
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m on acid at a frat barbeque and this is the best Saturday of my life
hella_brad 29 days ago

purity ring is echoing around me and I’m looking at cats and the Jacuzzi is going wild, almost overflowing. what a great day.
hella_brad 29 days ago

haha this place was trashed by a party last night and there’s body paint everywhere, all ovrr the place
hella_brad 29 days ago

“you’d think that this would be easy to clean up. I mean, it’s paint… made for bodies. it shouldn’t stick to things like this.”
hella_brad 29 days ago

we live in a world where there is neon paint made and manufactured for our bodies but we also have iPads and that juxtaposition is hilarious
hella_brad 29 days ago

buncha tribal savages tapping away on glowing screens
hella_brad 29 days ago

“don’t swear, that lady across the street is carrying a baby”
hella_brad 29 days ago

I’m teaching the frat guys how to juggle and the front yard is just a sea of flashing flying glittering goofy pool toys
hella_brad 29 days ago

there are gnats dancing in the sunlight like a beautiful cascade of flickering sparks
hella_brad 29 days ago

what a delightful afternoon
hella_brad 29 days ago

I wonder if they just think I’m full of childlike wonder and easygoing optimism or if they figured out I’m on acid yet
hella_brad 29 days ago

taking all the frat guys to the organic market, teaching them about vegan food, laughing my butt off
hella_brad 29 days ago

no joke it’s cool as hell that they’re accommodating me as the only vegan guy here at the barbecue and I really like that
hella_brad 29 days ago

phone is dying a bit these tweets may experience a brief interruption I will continue to tweet until I power down
hella_brad 29 days ago

four frat guys walking out of an organic market with their arms full of Portobello mushrooms & me leading them like some kind of pied piper
hella_brad 29 days ago

they’re all trying kombucha for the first time because one of them bought a jug when I wasn’t looking lmao that’s hilarious
hella_brad 29 days ago

Hey everyone! I’m back! I’m alive! I hope you weren’t too worried about me!
hella_brad 28 days ago

I was sad that my phone died and I had to stop tweeting, it really was a great night, I taught everyone how to grill portobellos
hella_brad 28 days ago

we watched like three Arnold Schwarzenegger movies back to back in the hot tub on the lawn and I made a ton of new friends
hella_brad 28 days ago

At the end of the night I told everyone who was still up that I was on acid and several of them fist-bumped me and said that owned
hella_brad 28 days ago

one guy was severely disapproving and he told me in a very grim tone “That’s not cool, you can never fly a jet plane now”
hella_brad 28 days ago

It made me kind of sad but I think I would trade whatever potential I had to fly a jet plane for all this if I had to make that choice
hella_brad 28 days ago

Probably the best thing I can remember is looking at trees as the sun went down, and thinking –
hella_brad 28 days ago

“Wow, trees are huge. I need to start getting more sunlight because I am nowhere near as strong or as huge as a tree.”
hella_brad 28 days ago

Big thanks to everyone who was right there with me tweeting encouragement / fun ideas / nice things to say
hella_brad 28 days ago

also this made me laugh a lot when I got home, holy heck you guys http://t.co/qTLfD1bl

hella_brad 28 days ago

So that was that. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who enjoyed it, you all helped make it as great as it was 🙂
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