We hope you’re listening closely, because this is a weird one: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger has revealed that he once paid a drum technician to stick his penis in the blades of a electric fan.
Chad was speaking to Men’s Health magazine when he made the confession, admitting that he only paid the guy about 600 deustchmarks – that’s £250 – to do the deed during a tour of Germany.
He told the magazine, “We’ve always been very close to our crew, so we’ve had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way.
“We were in Germany years ago – this was one of my favourite stories – and we were just bored. There was a heat wave going on in Germany.
“In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade… And we paid the drum tech about 600 deustchmarks [to] stick his Johnson in the fan.”
Chad added, “He took the money… I can still hear the ‘bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh’ of the blade slowly spluttering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic.
“Somebody had video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy’s next birthday party.”