Happy Mondays’ Shaun Ryder insists he has all the proof you need to believe in aliens

From The Sun:

LEGENDARY drug user Shaun Ryder has come clean about his new addiction – to flying saucers.

The Happy Mondays frontman and reformed hellraiser has revealed details of a recent trip to Chile where he filmed his forthcoming History Channel show Shaun Ryder On UFOs.

The dad-of-six said: “Chile is the f*****g UFO capital of the world. The Chilean Air Force — they don’t keep anything secret, man.

“It’s like, ‘Come in and have a look at our film, we’ll give you everything we’ve got’ and they do.

“I’ve seen some absolutely mindboggling stuff from Chile. I’ve got their pilots to say they’ve encountered stuff that is just not of this world.

“They filmed something that is definitely a UFO flying in and out of their airplanes at 6,000mph. This one thing looks like Star Wars Storm Troopers coming down from the sky on what looked like old-style pogo sticks.

“They’re coming down to the ground and when they see that they’ve been spotted they go back up to the sky. That’s authenticated footage. And no, it’s not the drugs talking.”