From Team Coco:
A recent statistical study predicts that the Japanese people will face extinction by the year 3011. Researchers at Tohoku University calculated current birthrate trends and concluded that the very distant future is childless for the ancient island nation.
This bleak warning is more than sensationalistic junk science intended to scare Japanese citizens into breeding more. It is an opportunity to also freak out about what else will cease to be a millennium from right now. If so-called scientists can make hysterical predictions about the future, then so can we.
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