The Best Joke You’ll Hear All Day

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So a duck waddles into a bar …
And gets up onto a barstool and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender replied, “No, this is a bar. I don’t have any grapes. Sorry, pal.”
The duck hops off the barstool and leaves.
The next day, the duck gets back onto the same barstool and calls over the bartender and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender replied, “I told you yesterday, we don’t have any grapes. Get lost!”
The duck hops off the barstool and leaves.
The next day the duck waddles into the bar and hops onto the same barstool again and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, now very annoyed, yells, “I didn’t have any grapes yesterday and I sure as hell don’t have any grapes today! Now, if you come in here and ask for grapes again I’m gonna nail your feet to the bar! Get lost!”
The duck quickly waddles out.
The next day, the duck waddles in and hops up on the barstool and asks the bartender, “Got any nails?”
The bartender exclaims, “No, I don’t got any nails!”
To which the duck replies, “Got any grapes?”