Erykah Badu’s How to Make it in Music as a Female

Erykah Badu’s How to Make it in Music as a Female is a tongue-in-cheek but what I’ve heard, of course, quite accurate depiction of what women have to go through in the music business. I’d be crying if I wasn’t laughing.

I think.

1. Get breast implants.
2. Get butt implants.
3. Buy a new scalp. Hair extensions are so early 2000s.
4. Get calf implants.
5. Wear stilettos. This is apparently a must. The taller the better.
6. Do some “ho sh*t.”
7. Kiss another woman.
8. Just be naked.
9. Sell super deluxe tampons.
10. After all of that, try to squeeze in some actual music…
…wherever and however you can.