Canadians are all so very sorry.
And to show you how sorry they are, they’ll draw some cute pictures for you.
Canadians ask nicely.
Canadians will always look out for you.
Especially if you’re an animal.
And even if Canadians did something stupid the night before.
Or if you did something stupid the night before.
Canadians always make sure everything is ok.
Canadian kids are ok! And their restuatants even discount your food for you.
Oh, come on! How can you be mad at them?
…even if they’re doing something illegal in the eyes of the law.
But that’s because the Canadian police are too busy having fun and building relationships.
See? I told you.
Their buses? Apologetic for causing traffic.
And the protests are pretty calm.
Nobody behind the cash at your store? No problem! Canadians will leave the money for you.
And Canadian businesses are thankful for your business.
And will help you out. Always.