Chuck Palahniuk Reads ‘Fight Club for Kids’, His Kid-Friendly Book Version Of ‘Fight Club’

Chuck Palahniuk reads an excerpt from a new children’s book version of ‘Fight Club,’ and tries his best to stay kid-friendly.

But a club without rules wouldn’t get very far,
There were a few simple rules, and here’s what they are:
1. You do not talk about Horsing Around Club.
2. You DO NOT talk about Horsing Around Club.