…or maybe they are. Jon Stewart is signing off as host of “The Daily Show” tonight, and I’m going to miss him terribly. While I’ve spent many a nights taughing at him “sitting in the back of the country and making jokes,” he was spot-on more times in a week than most hosts are in a year. You can always, always have time for Jon Stewart.
“They said get back to work, but there were no jobs available for a man in a fetal position under his desk crying.”
“I have one job and it’s a pretty simple job. I come in the morning and I look at the news and I make jokes about it — but I didn’t do my job today. I got nothing for you.”