Dumb Cuneiform takes your most ephemeral and worthless communications, and they’ll carefully transcribe them into the most long-lasting medium known to man – a clay tablet.
Here’s how it works:
Just send us a tweet or text (use the text field in the order form)
We’ll carefully translate it into cuneiform
We’ll stamp it on an actual clay tablet and mail it to you.
Favorite jokes? Amazing pickup lines? Your 2-star review of last summer’s blockbuster?
KEEP IT FOREVER.
It costs $20 per tweet to create, and worth every single penny.
