Louis Armstrong and Pia Zadora in the Susie Cute Toy Doll commercial from 1964

This is a commercial that Louie Armstrong did in the fall of 1964, on the heels of his successful recording of “Hello Dolly”. Someone at DeLuxe-Reading, Topper Toys’ parent company, was inspired enough to say, “Why don’t we get him to do a commercial for us?”.

The girls in this commercial were professional actresses, and that’s Pia Zadora saying “Suzi wets.”