Tom Waits announced his 2008 Gitter and Doom Tour with a press conference for the ages

You would expect nothing than awesomeness from Tom Waits, and he delivers in this 2008 video. He mapped the dates using astronomy, matching the route with the constellation Hydra and listing the cities he said they formed the acronym ‘Pehdtsckjmba’ which he says stands for “People envy happiness, dogs sense courage, knowing jubilation means better ass…sets.”