You don’y need to live in a pineapple under the sea to pull these off, but it probably helps the confidence. The Stan Smith Freizeit SpongeBob shoe from adidas takes Bikini Bottom energy and sends it to finishing school, wrapping SpongeBob’s famously goofy footwear vibe in glossy black patent leather with a clean Stan Smith silhouette. It is cartoon chaos dressed up for a fancy dinner, the kind of shoe that quietly says business casual while secretly screaming jellyfish jam inside your head.




