Does Danzig Have A Favourite Joke? Get Ready.

This an exchange from an actual interview with Glenn Danzig in Rolling Stone magazine:
Who was the funniest person in your family growing up?
I don’t know. I don’t think anyone in my family was funny.

Maybe you picked up your sense of humor more from movies and TV.
Yeah. Sometimes on a tour bus, we watch comedy when it’s slow.

Do you have a favorite joke?