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Ticketmaster surveys Canadians about summer concert season. The findings? You LOVE concerts.
Ticketmaster has just released some national statistics on the state of live music fandom in Canada. Of note, just over half of Canadians (53%) are planning to attend at least one live music event this summer. 4 in 5 of those planning to attend a summer concert are planning to attend at least 1-3 shows. Summer concert-going is biggest among millennials, with 58% planning to attend at least one concert compared with 47% of those aged 55+. True to form, Ontario is keeping up with the Canadian fan average – 50% of Ontarians plan to attend 1-5 live music events this summer.
Distance does not deter Canadians from going to their favourite shows
- 1 out of 3 Canadians have travelled more than 100km to see their favourite shows.
Canadians love experiencing live music events with family and friends
- Canadians rank their top 3 favourite things to do at a live event as:
- Spending quality time with friends/family (43%)
- Singing along to their favourite songs (36%)
- Dancing along to the music (10%)
- Men are more likely to rank spending quality time at concerts with friends/family as their favourite thing to do, while women are more likely to rank singing along to their favourite songs as theirs (42% vs. 31% of men)
Canadians rank refreshments as their #1 live music event essential… while millennials value staying connected, capturing moments, and sharing with their friends
- The most commonly ranked items in the top live event essentials were:
- Refreshments such as water, cold drinks, pop (50%)
- Cellphone charger (19%)
- Being more attached to technology, millennials are much more likely to bring their cellphones (34%)
Canadians love to rock
- The top 5 rated music genres amongst Canadians were: Rock (26%), Pop (18%), Country (14%), Classical (7%), and Alternative (6%).
- Men are much more likely to pick Rock music as their favourite genre (32%) compared with women (20%), whereas women are much more likely to choose Pop music (22%) than men (13%)
- Country (23%) and Classical (11%) have a stronger hold among those aged 55+ compared with millennials, where Pop music ranks highest at 23%
About the Survey
These findings are based on a Maru/Blue Omnibus survey conducted on behalf of Ticketmaster. From June 22 to June 24, 2018, an online survey of 1,521 randomly selected Canadian adults (595 in Ontario) who are Maru Voice Canada panelists was executed by Maru/Blue. For comparison purposes, a probability sample of this size has an estimated margin of error (which measures sampling variability) of +/- 2.5% (4.0% in Ontario), 19 times out of 20. The results have been weighted to match the population, according to Census data.
SOCAN and SODRAC Announce Integration of Music Rights Management in Canada
Both organizations announced today that SOCAN’s acquisition of SODRAC has closed, enabling SOCAN to offer an integrated approach to the management of both performing rights and reproduction rights of songwriters, composers and music publishers.
The combination of SOCAN (the Society of Composers, Authors & Music Publishers of Canada) and SODRAC (the Society for Reproduction Rights of Authors, Composers & Publishers in Canada) is a historic moment for music rights in Canada, and broadens the choices available, notably for music publishers and self published writers for the licensing of the reproduction right.
For the first time in Canada, a single organization – SOCAN – will be able to license, track and distribute all royalties for both music performing rights and mechanical rights.
A transition period will result in the full integration of the organizations. Efficiencies in overhead expenses and operations will be sought and ultimately passed along for the benefit of members.
“SOCAN is thrilled to complete a made-in-Canada solution for music rights holders in this country and worldwide,” said SOCAN CEO Eric Baptiste. “This transaction fits perfectly with SOCAN’s goal of leading the global transformation of music rights, and SOCAN’s past and ongoing commitment to create alliances within the Canadian music ecosystem. With the full integration of SODRAC’s assets and expansion into mechanical rights, the combination of public performance and reproduction rights increases efficiencies, leverages licensing relationships, and reduces operating costs, resulting in even more music royalties going to those who have earned them.”
“The integration of SODRAC into SOCAN is the result of many years of discussions and negotiations,” said Lise Aubut, Chair of SODRAC’s Board of Directors and co-founder of SODRAC in 1985. “Today, this concentration of energy and resources has become essential in a context where markets are globalized, copyright media is dematerialized, and the financial means necessary to defend rights in a digital world are prodigious. Music is borderless, and tracking musical works requires cutting-edge technology that provides services to a large number of music rights-holders and users.”
The integration of the management of public performance rights and reproduction rights will have many advantages, including:
- One-stop musical works registrations.
- More timely and accurate distributions and reduced operating costs for all rights holder members.
- Unified licensing for businesses using music.
- An a la carte representation of reproduction rights for all.
- Increased efficiencies through leveraged licensing relationships.
SODRAC’s expertise in the visual arts and crafts sector, which involves more than 40,000 creators and rights holders, will continue within SOCAN.
SOCAN and SODRAC teams are hard at work to bring the companies together harmoniously. SODRAC’s management team and employees will become employees of SOCAN. SODRAC’s current General Manager Alain Lauzon will continue his work as a special consultant to SOCAN’s CEO.
With SOCAN’s innovations and acquisitions, including SODRAC, no music rights organization in the world has such a comprehensive ability to monitor, collect and distribute royalties for music rights-holders. SOCAN is proud to offer an expanded suite of services to digital service providers, music creators and music publishers, benefiting its members and positioning the company as the world leader in the digital music age.
SOCAN continues to power many facets of the Canadian music industry, looking for opportunities to lead the global transformation of music rights, providing leading-edge services to music rights holders. In 2016, the organization launched its Royalty Guru service and API portal, acquired Seattle-based MediaNet and New York-based music technology company Audiam.
The final work from Leonard Cohen is going to be published this fall
On October 8, 2018, Penguin Books will be releasing The Flame, a stunning collection of Leonard Cohen’s last poems, selected and ordered by the author in the final months of his life. It features lyrics, prose pieces, and illustrations, and the book also contains an extensive selection from Cohen’s notebooks, which he kept in poetic form throughout his life, and offers an unprecedentedly intimate look inside the life and mind of a singular artist and thinker.
This will be the final work from Cohen, Canada’s most celebrated poet and an artist whose audience spans generations and whose work is known and loved throughout the world.
An enormously powerful final chapter in Cohen’s storied literary career, The Flame showca ses the full range of Leonard Cohen’s lyricism, from the exquisitely transcendent to the darkly funny. By turns devastatingly sad and winningly strange, these are the works of a poet and lyricist who has plumbed the depths of our darkest questions and come up wanting, yearning for more.
Leonard Cohen’s artistic career began in 1956 with the publication of his first book of poetry, Let Us Compare Mythologies. He published two novels, The Favourite Game and Beautiful Losers, and ten books of poetry, most recently Stranger Music: Selected Poems and Songs and Book of Longing. During a recording career that spanned almost fifty years, he released fourteen studio albums, the last of which, You Want It Darker, was released in 2016. Cohen was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2008, received a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2010, and was awarded the Glenn Gould Prize in 2011. He died on November 7, 2016.
You can pre-order it here.
Watch Tom Cruise Leap From a Plane in ‘Mission: Impossible — Fallout’
Tom Cruise returns as Ethan Hunt, and the actor is still doing his own stunts. In this scene, Tom Cruise completes a stunt where he leaps from a plane at 25,000 feet while a skydiving camera operator follows his every move. The director Christopher McQuarrie discusses the complexities of how the scene was made.
Classified Announces “The Day Things Change” Tour
JUNO Award winning, multi-platinum Canadian hip-hop artist and producer, Classified announced today that he’ll embark on a 27-date national headlining tour across Canada in support of his latest release – the acclaimed new EP “Tomorrow Could Be…” Kicking off in Kingston, Ontario on October 11th, The Day Things Change Tour will see stops across Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia before heading east to Quebec.
Tickets for Classified’s ‘The Day Things Change’ Tour go on sale Wednesday, August 1st at 10:00 AM local time.
The relentless hit maker also confirmed the release of the video for the EP’s “Damn Right” as well.
Classified’s “Tomorrow Could Be…” EP honours female empowerment, pays tribute to missing and murdered Indigenous women and lends a voice to children and women who have been abused among other themes. With a humble determination, Classified (aka Luke Boyd), brings attention to a number of important ‘modern day’ topics and issues throughout the EP.
“Damn Right” follows previously released videos for “standout cut” (Billboard) “Fallen”, “She Ain’t Gotta Do Much’, “Powerless” and “Changes”, in addition to the release of acoustic videos for both “Fallen” and “She Ain’t Gotta Do Much”.
With an inherent and candid ability to break down the barrier between performer and audience, Classified is one of Canada’s most respected and successful rap artists and producers. His self-titled 2013 release debuted at No. 1 on the Canadian Nielsen Soundscan Chart and has sold over 1 million singles and is certified 2x Platinum. Additionally, the album boasts two Top 10 singles including the 5x Platinum “Inner Ninja” featuring David Myles and thePlatinum certified “3 Foot Tall”. As one of the most influential hip-hop artists in Canada with over 100 million streams globally, the multiple JUNO Award winner hosted the 2014 JUNO Awards and has a combined 24 nominations and 8 wins between the MuchMusic Video Awards, JUNO Awards, and East Coast Music Awards.
2018 THE DAY THINGS CHANGE TOUR DATES
October 11 – The Ale House – Kingston, ON
October 12 – Barrymore’s – Ottawa, ON
October 13 – The Red Dog – Peterborough, ON
October 16 – L3 Nightclub – St. Catharines, ON
October 17 – Guelph Concert Theatre – Guelph, ON
October 18 – The Music Hall – Oshawa, ON
October 19 – London Music Hall – London, ON
October 20 – Mavericks – Barrie, ON
October 22 – SOO Blaster – Sault Ste. Marie, ON
October 24 – The Garrick Centre – Winnipeg, MB
October 25 – The 40 – Brandon, MB
October 26 – O’Brian’s Event Centre – Saskatoon, SK
October 27 – The Palace – Calgary, AB
October 28 – Bo’s Bar & Stage – Red Deer, AB
October 30 – Kelowna Community Theatre – Kelowna, BC
November 1 – Commodore Ballroom – Vancouver, BC
November 2 – Capital Ballroom – Victoria, BC
November 3 – The Queens – Nanaimo, BC
November 4 – Garfinkel’s – Whistler, BC
November 6 – Spirit Bar – Nelson, BC
November 8 – Club Line – Lethbridge, AB
November 9 – The Union Hall, Edmonton, AB
November 10 – The Exchange – Regina, SK
November 14 – The Caruso Club – Sudbury, ON
November 15 – Capitol Centre – North Bay, ON
November 16 – Opera House – Toronto, ON
November 17 – Corona Theatre, Montreal, QC
Canada’s best in comedy compete for a spot in SiriusXM’s Top Comic Finale and $25,000
SiriusXM Canada revealed the 18 semi-finalists for the 9th annual SiriusXM Top Comic competition, a nationwide search for Canada’s best in comedy. Canadians will hold the fate of the semi-finalists in their hands by choosing which comics will move on in the competition, where they’ll battle it out joke-for-joke live on stage at the SiriusXM Top Comic Finale. The Finale, featuring headlining comedian Nikki Glaser, takes place September 27, 2018 at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre as part of JFL42 in association with SiriusXM Canada in Toronto.
Beginning at 10 am ET today through 11:59 pm ET on August 17, Canadians can view the audition videos of the 18 semi-finalists and vote daily for the funniest comics at siriusxm.ca/topcomic. The six comics who receive the greatest number of public votes – and laughs – will advance to the Finale, along with two additional comics selected by an esteemed panel of industry judges to compete live on stage for the coveted title of SiriusXM’s Top Comic, a grand prize of $25,000 and more.
The 2018 SiriusXM Top Comic semi-finalists are:
Kyle Brownrigg (Hometown—Ottawa, ON)
Sophie Buddle (Hometown—Ottawa, ON)
Cara Connors (Hometown—Toronto, ON)
Mark DeBonis (Hometown— Scarborough, ON)
Dave Harris (Hometown—New Westminster, BC)
Gilson Lubin (Hometown—Toronto, ON)
Brittany Lyseng (Hometown—Calgary, AB)
Roman Mancini (Hometown—Ottawa, ON)
Chanty Marostica (Hometown—Winnipeg, MB)
Ashley Moffatt (Hometown—Hamilton, ON)
Myles Morrison (Hometown—Saskatoon, SK)
Efthimios Nasiopoulos (Hometown—Toronto, ON)
Tim Nutt (Hometown—Vancouver, BC)
Alex Pavone (Hometown—Woodbridge, ON)
Keith Pedro (Hometown—Toronto, ON)
Nick Reynoldson (Hometown—Scarborough, ON)
Shirley Whalen (Hometown—Fort McMurray, AB)
Ryan Williams (Hometown—Kamloops, BC)
Finalists will be announced later this summer.
SiriusXM recently selected 60 of the nation’s best comics to take part in public auditions held over six nights in Toronto and Calgary. The comics each had six minutes to impress the crowd and a panel of industry judges, who chose three comics from each night to continue on in the competition as semi-finalists.
For the first time in the competition’s history, the two runners-up will each receive cash prizes of $2,500. In addition to $25,000, the grand prize winner will receive international exposure with a guaranteed spot to perform at JFL Sydney (Australia), as well as at JFL42 (Toronto), JFL NorthWest (Vancouver), and at Just For Laughs Montreal on a JFL TV taping airing on a Bell property in their 2019/20 broadcast season. Tickets for the Finale are on sale now at jfl42.com/act/siriusxm-top-comic.
Top Comic is part of SiriusXM Canada’s ongoing initiatives to provide exposure to Canadian talent. Last year, Gavin Matts of New Westminster, BC took home the title and grand prize, with Sterling Scott of Edmonton, AB and Graham Chittenden of Brantford, ON placing as runners-up. Previous winners include Chris Robinson, Faisal Butt, Pete Zedlacher, Eric Andrews, Matt O’Brien and Brian Stollery.
Canada Laughs (ch. 168) features uncensored Canadian comedy 24/7 including stand-up, sketch and more, putting the spotlight on the rich pool of extraordinary talent from Canada. Canada Laughs is available to all Sirius and XM subscribers in Canada and across the U.S. and joins SiriusXM’s hilarious comedy lineup, including Kevin Hart’s Laugh Out Loud Radio, Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM Comedy Greats, Raw Dog Comedy, Jeff and Larry’s Comedy Roundup, Laugh USA and more.
Actress, Writer, and Rapper AWKWAFINA Confirmed to Host THE 2018 IHEARTRADIO MMVAS, August 26
THE 2018 IHEARTRADIO MMVAS announced today that Crazy Rich Asians star AWKWAFINA will make her live broadcast hosting debut at the juggernaut awards show, August 26. The actress, writer, and rapper joins a blockbuster list of talent already confirmed for this year’s IHRMMVAS including Halsey, Shawn Mendes, and Tyra Banks.
AWKWAFINA (Nora Lum) is an Asian-American actress, writer, rapper, and musician from Queens, New York. Bringing an impressive range of talent peppered with her signature flair, AWKWAFINA is positioned to be the major breakout talent this summer. She will next be seen as Peik Lin in Crazy Rich Asians opposite Constance Wu, Michelle Yeoh, Henry Golding, and Ken Jeong, in theatres August 15. AWKWAFINA also most recently starred in the box office hit Ocean’s 8 alongside Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Rihanna, and Helena Bonham Carter. Making her feature film debut in the comedy Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising opposite Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, and Rose Byrne, AWKWAFINA previously starred in the indie comedy Dude, and was the voice of Quail in the 2016 animated adventure Storks.
Noted for the satire of her hilarious original music, AWKWAFINA became an internet sensation in 2012 with her music video My Vag. Her 2014 debut album featured her acclaimed raps “NYC Bitche$,” “Mayor Bloomberg (Giant Margarita),” and the title track, “Yellow Ranger.” Her first book, Awkwafina’s NYC, a travel guide to New York, was published by Penguin Random House in 2015. She is currently developing a scripted series with Comedy Central in which she will also star, and recently released her second EP, In Fina We Trust.
Fall Out Boy Announces Comprehensive Career-Spanning Vinyl Box Set ‘The Complete Studio Albums’
Following their electrifying early morning performance of their hits “The Last of The Real Ones,” “Uma Thurman” and “My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up)” in NYC’s Central Park for Good Morning America’s “Summer Concert Series” today (watch the full set here, including online exclusives “Champion” and “Centuries”), multiplatinum modern alt-rock pioneers Fall Out Boy have announced they will release all seven of their studio albums on vinyl as a lavish box set titled The Complete Studio Albums on September 28 and can be pre-ordered here.
Spanning the band’s storied and wildly successful 15-years-and-counting recording career, the comprehensive collection contains all of Fall Out Boy’s best-selling studio albums, starting with the band’s 2003 pop-punk debut, Take This To Your Grave, including 2005’s career-defining double-platinum hit platter, From Under The Cork Tree, and capping off with their most recent album M A N I A which earned the band their fourth No. 1 record upon release this past January. This must-have on-wax collection also includes 2013’s combo Save Rock And Roll (PAX•AM Edition) for the first time ever on 12-inch vinyl. The Complete Studio Albums will be made available in two versions — a standard edition on 180-gram black vinyl, and as a limited-edition, 180-gram clear vinyl collection.
This extensive vinyl box celebrates the first decade and a half of the Chicago-bred band’s incredible career, showcasing all of Fall Out Boy’s iconic hits like the hard-knock manifesto “This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race,” the muscular lament of “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” the hard-stomping, fist-pumping singalong “My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up),” the wistful shorthand lament of “Thnx fr th Mmrs,” and the immortalized directive of “Centuries,” among them.
Spread across 11 LPs, the records included in The Complete Studio Albums are all pressed on 180-gram black vinyl and come packaged in a beautifully designed shadow box along with an exclusive custom slipmat. The 1,000-piece limited-edition version includes all of the elements found within the black-vinyl box, but is instead pressed on 180-gram clear vinyl.
The 2LP version of From Under The Cork Tree is the Black Clouds And Underdogs Edition that was initially released in March 2006 with an expanded track list that added three new songs and two dance mixes. The aforementioned Save Rock And Roll (PAX•AM Edition) package contains all of the tracks from the original album plus eight songs produced by Ryan Adams that had been released separately in October 2013, six months after the initial album drop.
Fall Out Boy’s live prowess will be on full display when the band’s M A N I A tour kick offs on August 29 in Uniondale, New York. The 25-plus-date U.S. tour includes an extra special stop on September 8, when Fall Out Boy returns to their native stomping grounds for a special homecoming milestone event — namely, their first-ever headlining show at Chicago’s iconic Wrigley Field. Tickets for the tour are available now, and $1 from every ticket sold will go to the Fall Out Boy Fund benefiting charities all throughout Chicago. For more information and a complete list of tour dates, please visit https://falloutboy.com/tour
Some of the albums contained in the box set are also receiving individual releases on cool customized vinyl, including American Beauty/American Psycho (180g, with black & white swirl), Folie À Deux (180g opaque brown), From Under The Cork Tree (180g, with red & black split), and Infinity On High (180g clear with red splatter), all on October 26. Then, on December 14, Save Rock And Roll (PAX•AM Edition) takes center stage in two versions: standard 180g black vinyl, and 180g red vinyl with black smoky swirls.
You Know How Buddy Rich Used To Yell At His Band? There’s Audio Of That.
Sometimes the best musicians at their instrument are also the most dangerous. My earliest memory of hearing about drummer Buddy Rich wasn’t about his playing, but his temper, which his outbursts have been legendary. Make note, these audio files below have some strong language, so gotta say it’s NSFW, ok? The tapes were created by a band member or two, who hid a Walkman in their clothes between the sets to capture Buddy.
1) After The First Set
2) In The Bus Between Sets
3) In The Tour Bus Between Sets
4) In A Tour Bus Traveling To The Next Gig
AUDIO ONE
(In a dressing room for the band)
BR- You think I’m runnin’ fifteen fuckin’…Close that door. (musician slams door) What kind of playing is being played here the past two nights? What is this? New phrasing, new bending, new sounds, no time! What the fuck do you think I’m running here? What kind of playing do you call this? What kinda shit is going on in the fuckin’…(turns to the bass player) What kinda, what kinda setting do you got on the bass tonight?
Bass Player- Setting?
BR– I feel that’s fairly much English.
Bass Player- It’s the same as I’ve always had out there.
BR– What’s with this, what’s with the bending?
Bass Player– I decided…
BR- (interrupting) Who decided?
Bass Player- I did.
BR- Your deciding is wrong !
Bass Player- I didn’t do it on purpose. I…
BR- (interrupting again) You’re deciding what kind of phrasing. You’re deciding who and what the leader is. You’re gonna watch who you wanna watch…(turns to the rest of the band). Everybody’s on two weeks notice tonight. I’m telling you, everybody gets two weeks notice tonight. I can’t handle this anymore. You’re all…(pauses thoughtfully) you’re not my kind of people, at all. I don’t understand this fuckin’ kind of music at all. I don’t understand what anybody is doing up there. I’m workin’ my fuckin’ ass off…(turns to a trumpet player) You put that fuckin’ mouthpiece into that bell again, I’m gonna take that fuckin’ horn and break it across my knee! Do you understand that?
Trumpet Player- I’ll stay away. You can’t hear a note though…
BR- I can hear everything! I don’t give a fuck what you hear. I hear it, and all I know is that you’re blowin’ my fuckin’ eardrum out! (turns to the saxophones) The saxophones, you can play the flute, there’s no sound in flutes. All I hear is noise. If you get any fuckin’ closer you’ll electrocute yourselves. What do you think I got a man with a sound system out there for? Sit down and play some fuckin’ music! You afraid you won’t be heard, is that it? I’ll turn the motherfucker off all of you, then see what kind of a band you got up there, without all the assistance. You can’t play shit! I’m accustomed to working with number one musicians. I’m not accustomed to working with half-assed fuckin’ kids who think they wrote the fuckin’ music business. You got a long way to go. You got a long way to go. Every one of you got a long fuckin’ way to go. Do you understand what I’m sayin’? You can’t play shit up there for me. What the fuck you’re doin’ up there doesn’t deserve to be called a “name” band. The fuckin’ kids out at the park there, they sounded fifty times better than any one of you! And that’s without a rhythm section. Maybe they enjoy what they are doin’ here. If you don’t enjoy it here, fuck you! And get off my band. Or we can find other ways to settle it. I’m just so fuckin’ tired of having to go through speeches with you guys. You’re all a fuckin’ bunch of children. There’s not a man among you, not one man who can go out there and play the job like a man. You’re all up there, fuckin’ high school, bullshit jive artists. You jived me for the last fuckin’ time. You got two sets to make up your fuckin’ mind or I get me an all L.A. band tomorrow night. Don’t think that’s not impossible. It’s very fuckin’ possible. I’ve had it with you guys. I ought to give each one of you motherfuckers a cut in salary before I get out of this fuckin’ room!
(Exit Buddy, slamming the door behind him)
AUDIO TWO
(In the bus between sets)
BR- You guys are gonna be back in New York on the bread line so fast you won’t even know that you were on this fuckin’ band. How dare you play a fuckin’ set like that. Since when did the fuckin’ trumpet players become the leader of this fuckin’ band and decide how long they’re gonna hold a chord? What the fuck do you think you’re doin’? You think you’re playin’ with some kid up there? I expect one-hundred-and-ten percent fucking perfection every fuckin’ tune, you got that? If you can’t do it, get off my fuckin’ band to-NIGHT! You had a day off yesterday and you come back like this and you suck! What the fuck kind of music do you think you’re playing here anyhow? And who do you think you’re playing for? You think I’ll tolerate that shit? You’re worse than any fuckin’ high school band I ever heard. You come in wrong because you leave one fuckin’ beat out, you can’t find one!?
I don’t know what kind of drummers you think you’re playin’ with, but you’ll play with me or you’ll get out! And I mean NOW! I don’t need this shit. I have a home in Palm Springs and I can go sit on my ass the rest of my life and not worry about a fuckin’ thing…and don’t have to meet your fuckin’ payroll, and pay you for playin’ like a fuckin’ high school dropout! How dare you do that! ASSHOLES!! You can’t play a simple fuckin’ tune; you can’t hold a chord; you can’t play time when you play solos. What kind of solos am I hearing tonight?
(as he turns to the Trombonist)
You want to rehearse and practice, get a fuckin’ band in Sydney and play the kind of shit you want. Over here you play TIME! You don’t like what I play get the fuck out. I’m tired of putting up with you, I’m tired of signing for ya, I’m tired of you period! And I’m tired of you all you guys that can’t go up and play a fuckin job for 45 fuckin minutes.
You got it too fuckin easy goddam it. I’ll make it so fuckin tough, you won’t be able to breath around here. How many fuckin bands you think you got to go to work in? If I decide to quite, you’d all suck. You got nothin. Try it. You think I’m foolin you can quite tonight. I’m up there knockin my fuckin brains and I gotta carry you and pay you at the same time? Fuck you!
When I go back in side, I better hear one hundred and ten percent perfection. Or I’ll leave ya here. I’ll take you as far as Detroit and you got it. Try me. Fuckers. Try me this next set and see if you get away with one piece of shit. You try it. I’ll fire ya on the fuckin band stand. You don’t only insult me but you insult yourselves. Don’t you have any more pride? Where’s your fuckin pride, where’s your professionalism? Assholes. That’s what…that’s what you play like. Where’s your own fuckin pride in yourself? Or don’t you have any cause your so fuckin dumb that you don’t have any pride? Get outta here, right now. I’ll have nothin to do with you. You get up on that band stand and you play your ass off.
AUDIO THREE
(In the bus between sets)
BR- What the fuck do you think is goin’ on here? You had too many fuckin’ days off and you think this is a fuckin’ game!? You think I’m the only one that’s gonna work up there while you motherfuckers sit out there and clam all over this fuckin’ joint!? What do you think this is anyhow? What kind of playing do you think this is? What kinda miscues do you call this? What fuckin’ band do you think you’re playin’ on, motherfuckers? You wanna fuck with me on the bandstand?
…Shut that fuckin’ door! I’m up there working my balls off, trying to do somebody a favor, and you motherfuckers are suckin’ all over this joint. What kind of trumpet section do you call this tonight? And saxophones…you gotta fuckin’ be kidding me! How dare you call yourselves professionals. Assholes! You’re playin’ like fucking children up there. You got your fuc…(distracted momentarily) where the fuck are you?
Where is Peneke? (turns to the Trombonist) You’ve got your fuckin’ horn so far deep in the fuckin’ bell, we don’t need to have a band here tonight. You afraid you won’t be heard? Everybody can hear your fuckin’ clams out there. You don’t need a mike for that. You’re takin’ up too much fuckin’ time blowin’ what? Shit!! You stand out here all night tryin’ to blow your fuckin’ brains out; when it comes time to play, what do you play? Clams!! You got nowhere to fuckin’ go tonight the next set because if I hear one fuckin’ clam from anybody, you’ve had it! One clam and this whole fuckin’ band is through…tonight!! Try me! You got some fuckin’ nerve. Nights off, nothin’ to do, and you come in and play this kind of shit for me…Fuck all of you!!
You’re not doin’ me any fuckin’ favors, you’re breakin’ my heart up there. I gotta go up there and be embarrassed by you motherfuckers? I’ve played with the greatest musicians in the world. How dare you play like that for me! How dare you try to play like that for me. Assholes!! I get fifteen fuckin’ kids in rehearsal. The fuckin’ time in this band is incredible! We don’t play two fuckin’ bars in one fuckin’ tempo. Not one! You can’t keep fuckin’ time and play, there’s too many things to do, isn’t there? You can’t pat your fuckin’ foot and play. You’re all over the fuckin’ place. Miscue after miscue…You try one fuck up the next set, and when you get back to New York you’ll need another fuckin’ job. Count on it! Now get out of my fuckin’ bus! Right now!
(Band members shuffle out)
AUDIO FOUR
(In a tour bus traveling to the next gig. Buddy is pacing up and down the aisle of the bus)
BR-Two fuckin’ weeks to make up your mind whether you want a beard or you want a job. I’ll not have this trouble with this band. This is not the goddamn House of David fuckin’ baseball team. This is the Buddy Rich Band; young people…with faces! No more fuckin’ beards. That’s out! If you decide to do it, you’re through. Right now! This is the last time I make this announcement. No more fucking beards. I don’t want to see it. If you guys don’t want to shave it off, I’ll treat you just like they treat you in the fuckin’ Marine Corps. This is the way I want my band to look. If you don’t like it, get out! You’ve got two weeks to make up your mind. This is no idle request. I’m telling you how my band is gonna look. You’re not telling me how you’re gonna look, I’m telling you. You’ve got two weeks to make up your fucking mind, if you have any mind. (pause) There’s too much freedom in this band. It’s taken away. You’re not going to do what you want to do, but what I want to do, as long as you’re takin’ my fuckin’ money. I’m presenting my kind of band. The image I present is what I want, not what you want (turns to Dave Peneke, one of the trombonists).
You seem to be giving me more trouble than anyone else. Do you want to do something about it? It’s up to you. Do you want to do something about it?
Trombonist-(in an Australian accent) I would definitely not suggest you touch me.
BR-Then I definitely tell you one thing. You keep your fuckin’ mouth shut, get the fuckin’ beard off, or get off the band, right now. Now what do you think of that? Now that’s a definite suggestion. When you go to work tonight, if I catch the fuckin’ beard on you, i’ll throw you off the fuckin’ bandstand, O.K.?
Trombonist– I’m not taking it off.
BR-You’re what?
Trombonist– I’m not taking it off.
BR– You’re through.
Trombonist-O.K
BR– Right now. You don’t tell me what to do, I tell you. You don’t like it, get off.
Trombonist-When and where?
BR– Get off! Get your fuckin’ clothes and get off! Right now! (to the bus driver) Pull the fuckin’ bus over!
Trombonist– Have you got two weeks pay for me?
BR– Have I got what?
Trombonist– Two weeks pay for me.
BR I got nothin’ for you. I got a right hand to your fuckin’ brain if you want it. I’ll give you two weeks…two weeks for what? You learn the rules of my band. You don’t like it, that’s it. You get off. And try to take me to the fuckin’ union. I’d love it. You get no two weeks pay, you get two weeks time. Get off. (aside) He was waiting for this for a long fuckin’ time.
Trombonist– No I haven’t.
BR– Yes you have…
Trombonist– No I haven’t at all.
BR– …ever since you opened your fuckin’ mouth because I don’t like the way you write…(pausing), and I still play your fuckin’ charts, for you. You understand that…not for me.
Trombonist– I think you play my charts becau…
BR– Because what?
Trombonist– …because, in particular, “Manhattan” is the best chart in the book.
BR– It is?
Trombonist– Yes.
BR– Then take “Manhattan” and get off. I’m a success without you and without your writing.
Trombonist– I know that.
BR– Alright. So don’t tell me what the best chart in my book is.
Trombonist– Well, it certainly goes over the best.
BR– Goes over the best?
Trombonist– Sure it does. People appreciate..
BR– (interrupting) Go back to Sydney and, uh, whatever you do over there, good luck. Not over here. (to others in the area) I want him off my fuckin’ bus right now.
Trombonist– It’s a pleasure to be off.
BR– Keep talkin’…keep talkin’. (Buddy’s voice begins to tremble with rage) You wanna, you wanna start some shit with me? Hmm? Keep talkin’…
Trombonist– Not particularly.
BR– Then keep your fuckin’ mouth shut! Right now! Or I’ll close it for you. Keep it shut…or try me!
Trombonist– I don’t need to try you, Buddy.
BR– Then shut up!
Trombonist– Well, I’d just appreciate, you know, being talked to like a human being.
BR– I try to talk to you like a human being and you talk back all the time…
Trombonist– I don’t think you do
BR– …now keep your fuckin’ mouth shut or I’ll show you what it’s like! That’s all!
Trombonist– O.K., but you have no right to threaten me.
BR– I’m not threatening you, I’m telling you. You don’t want to do what I want in my band. I’m telling you!
Trombonist– O.K.
BR– Then shut up!
Trombonist– I will
BR– Alright. (turns to the rest of the band) Let’s get that understood by everybody. I want him off. I don’t want him on the bandstand tonight. Two bones…(Buddy resumes cruising the aisle, looking for other targets of opportunity) I’m warning you for the last time. You wanna…right now…anytime you’re ready…Close your fuckin’ eyes. I’ve done had it with you. Sit down and keep your fuckin’ eyes and your mouth to yourself. Grow up. You’re not a tough guy so why don’t you just sit down. You better start learning to act like one. (Eyes the trombonist) I am one, you are not. So shut up!
Trombonist– Don’t threaten me
BR- Fuckin’ asshole, fuckin’ with me. I’ve got one for you. I own this fuckin’ band.